damn man, it's the first day of classes and i'm starting this school year off right. i'm already ahead on the credit hours i need for graduating (12 hours ahead, to be exact. hell yes), so i thought: you know what? i'm going to give myself an easier, more slack semester. i'm only taking 13 hours, all of which are classes i need for my major, sure, but they aren't the kinds of classes that will make me want to kill myself. so glad i got those out of the way last year (yes, i did want to kill myself a few times. thank god for friends and vodka).
it's 8:30AM, my first class is at 9:30AM. i've already been to the gym and ran 10 miles, showered, used a brand new razor... and for those who think that's weird to blog about, i gotta tell ya: there is NOTHING better than using a brand new razor. it's like you feel so fucking amazing you can't describe it. it's like taking a really good bong rip or a reallllllly good long sip of a margarita that has plenty of salt on the rim of the glass. it just feels good. and to top this fabulous morning off, i'm drinking a screwdriver. okay, well, make that three screwdrivers stuffed in one really big juice glass. this is going to be a good day. peace bitches.
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